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sealfie:

sealfie:

What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

toastoat:

toastoat:

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OKAY TODAY THE HEAD OF TECH AT OUR CHRISTIAN SCHOOL ASKED TO TALK TO ME AND SEE MY COMPUTER AND I WAS SUPER WORRIED BECAUSE ITS ALMOST THE END OF THE YEAR AND I DIDNT WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE AND HE WENT TO MY DESKTOP AND FOUND THIS FUCKING FOLDER AND ASKED WHAT WAS IN IT AND I SAID NOTHING AND OPENED IT AND HE ASKED WHY I MADE IT AND I HAD TO FIND THIS FUCKING SCREENSHOT TO EXPL AIN IM SUCH AN IDIOT

IM SO ANGRY ALL THIS FOR hi open boobs please

french teacher: ça va?
me: ça va HELLA, et toi?

vayena:

in elementary school john lennon had a homework that asked “what do you want two be when you grow up” and he replied “happy”. the teacher say “you donot understand the assignment” and jjohn lennon said “u dont understand LIFE”. that teacher was albert einstein. reblog if you love god

curvellas:

talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

preoprix:

All legendary Pokémon, minus Diancie, Volcanion and Hoopa! Because I completely forgot about them hahaha…

Originally this was going to be some glorious digital painting all dramatic-like and have multiple backgrounds showing the locations each legendary is found.

HOWEVER.

I am so burnt out on this, so…. enjoy a simpler version of it. :’D

(I also reused a drawing I did of the Sinnoh legends I did a long time ago, and that Rayquaza drawing I did a while ago *SOB*)

mikleos:

i said lol but im not laughing ill never laugh again

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”